My Son is constantly hitting me with that nae nae.


me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

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what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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Most people do not listen
with the intent
to understand;

they listen
with the intent
to reply.
Stephen Covey (via muratami)

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we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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  • Friend: Yall not with the ass eating wave?
  • Me: Here we go.
  • Friend 2: I am surfing the wave
  • Friend 3: Why you gotta say it like that - "ass eating"?
  • Friend: I'm sorry. Have you guys partaken in some buttocks lately?
You love me. Real or not real?”
I tell him, “Real. Suzanne Collins (via kushandwizdom)